You're best friend is getting married right? ok, maybe they aren't "that" good of a friend, either way, someone is getting married and he/she has absolutely no need for that fancy butter dish on the registry, but you know what they could use? A Fire Condom! It's literally the best a hand can get! Don't you want to be remembered for thinking ahead?

I mean, anyone can pick up a name engraved waffle iron, but few give a gift that lasts and lasts. Fire Condom is specifically designed to be a one size fits most kind of product. Some are larger and some are much much smaller, but Fire Condom will slide right into place no matter who it's on. From the second anyone slips on the ultra ribbed unit, they won't even know what happened. They'll have the most comfortable and effective protection this side of the Mississippi, maybe even the other side too!

The important thing to remember is that we all need to be safe! So even if you don't have a wedding/BBQ/camping trip/lake trip/bachelor party/office party/christmas party/adult party/plan to eat any meals that involve heat/or any other reason you could poosibly think of to buy a Fire Condom, buy it anyway.

We do have to warn you though, it will not protect against unplanned pregnancy or STDs....mainly because it's a glove and not a condom, even though condom is in the name. It should not be used in the bedroom....unless you're lighting candles, then we could see some very applicable situations. Let us help you erect your personal barrior of protection with the Fire Condom!

Customer Reviews

★★★★★

I bought the Fire Condom for a friend's birthday party and it was a hit! Everyone loved the concept and it made for some great laughs. Plus, it actually works as an oven mit!

The Fire Condom is a fantastic gag gift that actually works! It's hilarious and functional at the same time. Highly recommend!

★★★★★

Fast and Reliable Delivery

We offer fast and reliable delivery for all Fire Condom orders. Your package will be shipped securely and arrive at your doorstep in no time. Order now and protect yourself with the Fire Condom!

Refunds and Returns

At Fire Condom, we want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not happy with your Fire Condom, we offer a hassle-free refund or exchange within 30 days of purchase. Please read our refund policy below for more details.